New College Grad Needs Job

I will be graduating with a BS in math in May. Anyone have any opportunities for someone with such a degree? Let me know.

What exactly does that qualify you to do, I mean if you were lookiing for a job in the classified, what heading would you look under?

I'm maybe looking for like an actuary position or maybe working in a private tutor setting (like a sylvan learning center).

oh aye, right on.....

"Self-opinionated, arrogant young vegetarian, homosexual male, who is on medication, and who has zero social skills and an hatred of the bible is looking for employment....."

Ever thought of joining the Taliban?

don't give him ideas.......they'd put his horology skills to use in making IEDs

Are they like STDs?

An employer cannot deny employment to someone based on religion, sexual preference, diet, or political views. It's the law here in the US, but obviously not where you live...

You live in US? i thought you lived with the village people...

Robbie.Crow wrote:You live in US? i thought you lived with the village people...

Why don't you go masturbate or something?

because its not a regular passtime for me... but if you do it alot.. well....... no-wonder yer single!

I'm single because I choose to be single. I want nothing to do with dating. I actually have a mathematical proof that proves girls are evil!

LGB87 wrote:I'm single because I choose to be single. I want nothing to do with dating. I actually have a mathematical proof that proves girls are evil!

i have mathimatical proof that your a wanker too!

OK...show me the proof, and I'll examine your steps to make sure you did not violate any mathematical rules (e.g. division by 0, etc)

(L + G - manhood + posts on this forum - 2(for sensible ones) + bannings from other forums) / number of people who like you (0) = wanker

That's division by 0, which is not allowed in mathematics, so your proof is not valid.

Mine goes something like this:

Given that girls are time and money, that time is money, and that the love of money is the root of all evil, we can say the following:

girls = time*money = money*money = money^2 = (sqrt(evil))^2 = evil

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

woops sorry your right! my mistake.. here it is.. fixed!

(L + G - manhood + posts on this forum - 2(for sensible ones) +
bannings from other forums - number of good looking acrylic kilts (0) + number of whales saved (1) * number of dogs eaten by Bluebear (2) - number of phycopathic blind people who can drive a harly and shoot a gun (1)) / number of people who like you (2 (yer momma and poppa)) = wanker

Give me one good reason not to break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts, and then make you run a mile.

LGB87 wrote:Give me one good reason not to break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts, and then make you run a mile.

...perhaps, because he wouldn't let his hind parts anywhere near an arse bandit like you ?

LGB87 wrote:I'm single because I choose to be single. I want nothing to do with dating. I actually have a mathematical proof that proves girls are evil!

Dude, you got some issues!

Think you can kiss any job prospects good bye!

LGB87 wrote:Give me one good reason not to break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts, and then make you run a mile.

i can give you 2

1. im a 5ft 11 bulky guy
2. you couldnt get your leg that high!

LGB87 wrote:An employer cannot deny employment to someone based on religion, sexual preference, diet, or political views. It's the law here in the US, but obviously not where you live...

Where do you come up with this stuff?

The protected categories are: race, color, religion, sex, national origin, disability, and age.

It's perfectly legal to fire someone for being a liberal, vegan queer. The real world is a lot different from the place you seem to write about.

A friend of mine owned and managed a restaurant/sports bar. He informed every employee upon hiring that this establishment catered particularly to Ohio State fans and if anyone ever showed up wearing anything bearing the colors, name or logo of the University of Michigan, then they instantly would be fired. He even printed it in the employee manual.

One day, a server showed up in a Michigan shirt. When he was fired on the spot, he screamed "free speech" to every corner of the world. Every corner of the world responded saying, "You were warned in advance concerning the conditions of your employment. Too bad for you!"

In California, anemployer can fire or layoff who ever they please for any reason!

There really isn't any protection other than physical safety issues for employees.
That's why Unions are very much needed!